July 4, 2016

The Smart Parrot

A man buys a parrot and brings him home. But the parrot starts insulting him and gets really nasty, so the man picks up the parrot […]
June 8, 2016

Hearing Aid

After much nagging from his wife, Sam was visiting the audiologist. Yes, he would need hearing aids and they ranged in price from $10.00 to $2,000, […]
May 16, 2016


Thinking that the presidential candidate needed to show a more human side of himself, his committee advised him to visit an old age home. Walking into […]
April 27, 2016

“Write It Down”

A couple in their nineties are both having some short term memory loss. While in for a checkup, the physician says that physically they’re okay, but […]
February 18, 2016

Morton Proposed to His Date

The neighbors thought it was odd, but 93 year old Morton was dating again. One Monday morning Morton woke up with a funny feeling that something […]
June 4, 2015

The Doctor’s Diagnosis

“Now, Ms. Lyons,” said the doctor, “you say you have shooting pains in your neck, dizziness, and  constant nausea. Just for the record, how old are you?” […]