You can’t always be there. But we can.
“Now, Ms. Lyons,” said the doctor,
“you say you have shooting pains in your neck, dizziness, and
constant nausea. Just for the record, how old are you?”
“Why, I’m going to be 39 on my next birthday,”
the woman replied indignantly.
“Hmmm,” muttered the doctor, “Got a slight loss of memory, too.””