The Smart Parrot

A man buys a parrot and brings him home. But the parrot starts insulting
him and gets really nasty, so the man picks up the parrot and tosses him
into the freezer to teach him a lesson.

He hears the bird squawking for a
few minutes, but all of a sudden the parrot is quiet. The man opens the
freezer door, the parrot walks out, looks up at him and says, “I apologize
for offending you, and I humbly ask your forgiveness.”

The man says, “Well, thank you. I forgive you.”

The parrot then says, “If you don’t mind my asking, what did the chicken do?”

from: swapmeetdave.com